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NOTHING.

A finite supply of absolutely nothing.

A joke told with a completely straight face. You buy nothing, you are issued a numbered certificate confirming you own nothing, and the reserve of nothing goes down by one. The supply is genuinely finite, which is the one place where the joke stops and the engineering starts.

The NOTHING. homepage, showing units remaining, the current price and an archival stamp — The homepage. Supply remaining and current price, stated like a reserve notice.

A grid of black squares representing one million authorised units, with 26 marked as issued — One million units authorised, drawn as a grid. Twenty-six issued so far.

The live ledger of issued nothing beside a single certificate, number 0000025 — The live ledger, beside the certificate it most recently produced.

A stamped certificate of acquisition listing holder, quantity, cost and certificate number — Every acquisition produces a numbered certificate. It still represents nothing.

Four acquisition tiers from one unit at one euro to ten thousand units at ten thousand euro — Four ways to acquire nothing, from the base unit to institutional quantities.

The acquisition order form, with a quantity field and a Stripe checkout button — The acquisition order. Quantity or amount, then checkout.

The gift desk in dark treatment, with a gift card reading Someone got you Nothing — The gift desk. For the person who has everything.

Three dated archive entries recording how the reserve has moved since it opened — The archive. How the reserve has moved since it opened.

A ranking table showing Ireland ahead of Australia by holdings of nothing — Countries ranked by how much nothing they hold.

The frequently asked questions section and the site footer — Questions about nothing, and the footer.

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